Today I decided to wear slippers and I never really do. So it wasn't a surprise to me when I looked down and there were my overgrown toenails screaming at me. Horrific!! I desperately searched the house for a nail cutter but I swear my three cats make it their life goal to make anything essential in my life disappear.
I finally decided to go "ghetto" and try a pair of scissors.....TOO BIG !! I couldn't manange using them in between my toes. There was no leverage and that's when I remembered... SWISS ARMY KNIFE!!
Those should be handy , they have everything, you could pull out a frying pan even..:P but to my dismay there were only scissors but these scissors were small so atlast I am relieved. I believe my toenails were crying as I hacked one by one off their lovely homes they had built for the last few months. Sigh.
i drew a comic of this I will post it soon.
I NEED A SCANNER......